Now, don't get us wrong; it's not as if we have anything personal against Preston, it's just that when he goes out looking like this, we can't not comment on it. He leaves us with no option. Aside from the fact that he seems happy to have a front tooth missing, there's those horrendous (yes, we said horrendous) grandfather glasses and far, far, FAR too many scary and bizarre-looking tattoos all over the place. While he's never exactly set the world alight with his ruggedly handsome good looks, Preston did at least used to make an effort when he left the house. In fact, we even had a tiny crush on him back in the Celebrity Big Brother days, and at the time he'd just managed to pull the most popular lady in Britain in the shape of Chantelle Houghton. So, Preston, please can you tell us, what the HELL has happened? And please don't let it happen again!
Preston needs a mirror. Fact