We'd only just got over the shock of her getting back together with him, but now reports filtering over from the States are claiming that Chris Brown and Rihanna did more than just make up during their little break in Miami – they got married! Friends of the couple are claiming that Rihanna "believes in fairy tales, and she wants to live hers with Chris". Er, what kind of messed up fairy tales has she been reading? Reports say a minister was called to the mansion Chris and Rihanna were staying at, and that they tied the knot there and then. Blimey! Now, we must admit one of our eyebrows has been permanently raised the whole time we've been writing this story (yes, we do look stupid), but you know what they say about smoke and fire... Surely this can't be true, can it?!
Married?! Surely not...