It's refreshing to discover that even ladies as presumed perfect as Cheryl Cole still have things they dislike about their body, but we must say, we think Chezza is being far too harsh on herself. Talking to Grazia magazine, Cheryl says she'd not only like smaller boobs, because she hates "looking booby", but that she'd also like a bigger bum. Yes, really. Chezza says her petite backside means she's labeled "flatty batty" by her pals, and that she'd love "more junk in me trunk". Junk in her trunk? What language is she speaking?! The Girls Aloud star has often found that her weight becomes a talking point, but denies wanting to be thin. "I hate looking thin," she says. "I don’t want to be up and down or looking like a lollipop lady." So, there you go. We're feeling slightly better about our chubby butt and small boobs already...
Chezza wants a bigger bum!