Just when we thought “MC” (does that stand for massive cad? And yes, we wanted to put another word beginning with “c” but we weren’t allowed…) Harvey couldn’t get any more vile, he’s gone and excelled himself again. Speaking out about his split from Alesha Dixon, he’s criticised the fact that ‘Lesh can “do no wrong” in the eyes of the public and says there’s a lot more to the story than him bonking Javine behind her back. “Alesha is golden bollocks to everyone, she can't do no wrong,” he says. “To them, she's perfect. She can have that title. There are a lot of things that I could have done right, but unless you know what goes on between four walls, you can't really comment. No one knows the whole truth, no one knows why I made that move, no one knows why I done it, I don't need to talk about that because I'd rather be the battering stick for the public and she can be the victim. It don't bother me, I take it like a man, I'll shine, it ain't a problem.” Harvey even says all that controversy around the whole sordid affair has helped his career – the cheek of the man! “I did 57 gigs last year back to back,” he boasts (yeah, so did we – on SingStar). “Don't try and hate now ‘cos you're upset with me. Concentrate on your own relationships and your own life. I'm sure there are people out there who've had affairs... the only difference is that mine is documented.” It’s not the only difference, Harvey – there’s also the fact that you give hateful interviews like this…
Harvey makes our brains hurt