Dougie Poynter is widely thought of as the hottest member of McFly. Certainly, if any of those filthy banners we spotted at their gig last Friday were anything to go by, there's a lot of girls who think Dougie is even better than hot. This is why we were a bit puzzled to hear that the man himself thinks he's a bit average. "I don't have an arse," he explains. "There's just my back and then my legs really, which is kind of weird, and then there's my massive stupid tattoo. And a small cock." And what does his girlfriend Frankie from The Saturdays think to this silliness? "[Frankie] thinks I look funny naked," claims Dougie. "If you saw me naked, you'd probably laugh as well." We've been lucky enough to get quite close to Mr Poynter in the past, and we can assure him he's got nothing to worry about. Although, we can't actually comment on the cock thing. Sadface. Are you a McFly fan? If so, who do you think is the hottest member?
Dougie's poor willy...