You only have to go onto Twitter and type in the name of a popular celebrity to realise that for every real Twitter page, there are about 100 false ones. Surely this is a sign of flattery? Well, not if you're Kanye West. The rapper has decided he's had enough of people using his name on Twitter, and he's pretty angry about it. "WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER???," he begins (and those are his shouting capital letters, not ours. "I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD." Too busy being creative? Oh, someone give the man a prize. "IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE," he rants on his blog, before warning, "HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!" Did you hear that?! He's going to – shock! Horror! Gasp! – press his Caps Lock key! Hee hee. We do wonder why this Twitter stuff bothers him so much. Unlike Kanye West, heatworld does have an official Twitter page, and you can follow it by simply clicking here.
Kanye's Twitter rant