They may have only been dating for about five minutes (and he can't speak much English), but that isn't stopping Madonna and her model man Jesus taking the next step in their relationship. The pair are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Pals of the star say Jesus has really supported Madge through her recent adoption upset, and that the pair are "besotted" with one another. While we're happy for them and everything, we can't help but wonder what the rush is. Still, we suppose it's not an actual wedding. Maybe it's only a matter of time...