Madonna is reportedly shelling out over £800 a week to a tutor – in order to understand her boyfriend better. Brazilian-born Jesus Luz only knows a few words and phrases in English, and sources claim the Material Girl is keen for them to be able to communicate better. How, um, romantic that sounds. We don't know about you, but if we had ready access to Jesus Luz, the last thing on our mind would be conversation!
How romantic... Ahem