First things first. Britney Jean Spears, we love you. We love your musical oeuvre. We loved your amazing English accent circa 2008. We even loved you when you mimed your way through The Circus tour. But sadly, there’s not much to love about your current hair extensions. Yes, it’s been absolutely yonks since you went a bit loopy and shaved your head, but we would’ve thought you’d be due some long(ish) hair by now. We’ve seen better hair extensions on sale in dodgy east end markets, so why on earth a millionaire popstrel is wearing such things, we simply don’t know. Oh dear.