Ridiculous rocker Pete Doherty is facing a crown court trial following his latest drugs bust. The bowler hat fan was allegedly arrested after a police chase, and cops searching his car discovered a crack pipe and heroin. Come on Pete, what’s wrong with a Magic Tree and set of fluffy dice? The 30 year-old has admitted to possessing drugs but denies a charge of dangerous driving. Surely he must be getting bored of all this now? We know we are.