We're never quite sure where we stand on John Mayer. Quite amusing chap who happens to have dated some famous ladies? Or massive douchebag who messed "poor lonely Jennifer Anniston" (copyright: all American weekly magazines) right royally around? Well, after his latest Tweet (and blimey, does our John like a Tweet) we're erring on the former, we must say. This week, there have been some rumours that John has been schlepping (yes, we just said "schlepping") Hills star Kristin Cavallari, so today John took to his Twitter to set the record straight – and it has made us LOL, ROFL, LMAO and any other number of annoying acronyms. Here is his VERY amusing tweet in full: "Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman...I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis. I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together. My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James." Tee hee. We're especially loving the reference to Milli Vanilli, John. Classic!
We've forgiven John Mayer