This photo really upsets us for two reasons. Not only does Matt Willis look really, incredibly, breathtakingly bloody awful – but we actually used to fancy him! We've loved Mr Willis since back in the Busted days, and even the small matter of him chomping on a kangaroo's butt-hole didn't put us off – but this? We do have limits. The slicked-back two-tone hair, the slightly pale "I haven't slept well for months skin", the horrible scratchy-looking facial hair... Big fat ewwww. Even David Gest looks better than Matt, and that's really saying something. The pair were out painting the town (or just their heads, in David's case) red at an auction where Mr Gest was selling off some of his belongings, including signed photos, and gifts given to him by his late friend Michael Jackson. We sincerely hope someone brought Matt a paper bag to put over his head.
Matt Willis. Oh dear...