Who's flashing their arse?
Actually, we really shouldn't have used the word "massive" to describe this young lady's arse. It is, in fact, a rather neat and pert little bum. Anyway, that's still no reason to shove it in our faces, Rihanna! Last week she was flashing almost everything in a stripy see-through dress, and now she's gone out in another revealing number. We suppose we should be grateful she's wearing that thong. The view would be a lot more unpleasant without it. We've decided to start a fund and send Rihanna a nice pair of jeans and a warm jumper for Christmas. She's going to catch her death in all these flimsy numbers.