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Lady Gaga says she writes her hits hungover, which presumably means she gets dressed drunk

Lady Gaga says she writes her hits hungover, which presumably means she gets dressed drunk

Shy and retiring popstress Lady Gaga news now, and when Lady Gaga isn’t busy getting her actual baps out in a fish and chip shop or wearing a sheer leotard to greet the paparazzi, she is writing ‘bangers’ with which to storm the charts. And what state does she watch these bangers in? She writes these bangers hungover.

Speaking to Nick Grimshaw, Gags addressed fan criticism, mad facepaint and – most importantly – how she comes to write lines such as ‘bluffin’ with my muffin’ and ‘love is like a brick’ and classics like that. And, basically, she writes them while she is extremely tired and very emotional.

“I get very emotional when I have a hangover,” she sobbed. “I have to write music.” Just put a onesie on and wallow in a Hollyoaks marathon like everyone else, Lady G. Jeez.

Pictured: a hangover
 

She also confessed that her new song, Donatella, was about Donatella Versace, who apparently inspired a particularly stinging hango.

“I wrote a song called Donatella for the album,” she told Grimmy. “It’s about Donatella the person and it’s about the way that people think they sort of own you? Or think they know who you are? When you become part of the public eye?

“The song is, ‘Is she too skinny, is she too rich?’ It’s this raging fun dance song about being all of the things that I am not really, that people think I am. Like too skinny and too rich.

“It’s the antithesis of what I am but while I’m doing that, it’s a love letter to her.” Someone shout directly up Lady Gaga’s arse, will you? Pretty sure she’s trapped in there.

Oh look, a cheeky gallery of Gaga's maddest hairstyles. ENJOY:

 

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Beachcomber (literally)
Beachcomber (literally)
Beachcomber (literally)
 
Beachcomber (literally)

Who needs a bucket and spade when you've got your barnet?

Recycler
Recycler
Recycler
 
Recycler

Gaga's made excellent use of an old industrial strength kitchen roll holder

Florist
Florist
Florist
 
Florist

What to do with an old wedding bouquet? Put your face in it of course

Weather adapter
Weather adapter
Weather adapter
 
Weather adapter

Too hot? Make a fan out of your own tresses

Two tonal
Two tonal
Two tonal
 
Two tonal

Can't decide what colour to dye your hair? Just have half a side each

Baker
Baker
Baker
 
Baker

Gaga's been practicing for the bread round of Great British Bake Off. And wearing it on her head

Co-ordinator
Co-ordinator
Co-ordinator
 
Co-ordinator

What a clever way of making sure your hair goes with every outfit. Putting every single colour in it!

Little Mermaid
Little Mermaid
Little Mermaid
 
Little Mermaid

We're not sure Ariel would approve

Nesting
Nesting
Nesting
 
Nesting

If you poor little birds can't find a tree, just go to Gaga

Trekkie
Trekkie
Trekkie
 
Trekkie

Morphing a hair accessory into eyewear Star Trek stylee

Veiled
Veiled
Veiled
 
Veiled

Part Lauren Harries, part Miss Havisham

Electric shocker
Electric shocker
Electric shocker
 
Electric shocker

Has there been some kind of electrical fault on stage?

Getting wiggy with it
Getting wiggy with it
Getting wiggy with it
 
Getting wiggy with it

Is this Strictly get-up conjoined to a whole outfit?

Acute listener
Acute listener
Acute listener
 
Acute listener

Who needs to hear anyway eh?

Blondie
Blondie
Blondie
 
Blondie

We're pretty sure this is a mid-action shot but we'd like to think Gaga just went a bit crazy on the Elnett

Tribute act
Tribute act
Tribute act
 
Tribute act

Looks like Gaga really loved Amy Winehouse

Little Mermaid take 2
Little Mermaid take 2
Little Mermaid take 2
 
Little Mermaid take 2

Ariel's gone for the chop. But it's not helped

Cruella
Cruella
Cruella
 
Cruella

We think we actually might be more scared of the brows than the rest of this entire outfit

Bird lover
Bird lover
Bird lover
 
Bird lover

Gaga loves her pet canaries so much she wants to take them with her at all times

Minnie Mouse
Minnie Mouse
Minnie Mouse
 
Minnie Mouse

A slightly more reserved look

New!
New!
New!
 
New!

We heart Gaga's new pixie crop. But we are sad there's not massive fireworks exploding out of it. What do you reckon?

 

 

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