Check out this fascinating – if slightly disturbing – insight into Peter Andre’s parenting skills during last week's episode of ITV2’s Katie & Peter: The Next Chapter. When Harvey tells Peter to “Fuck off!” (quite right, too), Pete doesn't bellow angrily, “No more. Do not say that bad word.” Instead, he instructs, ahem, "little" Harvey to use the phrase: “Sod off!” Why aren't there BAFTAs for TV moments like this?