So, the final dodgy cover has been sung, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s excruciating puns on the word “Joe” have been binned, and John Barrowman has exclaimed “Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous!” for the last time… Yes, Saturday saw the final of BBC1 star search Any Dream Will Do. It was tears all round (as usual) as the winning Joseph – who got to don a very special golden coat as a reward – was revealed as bookies’ favourite Lee (of curly-haired fame). In a dramatic final that saw heatworld kneeling on the sofa gnawing on an occasional cushion for most of Saturday evening, the first Joseph to be stripped of his colourful coat in the final was blonde – ahem – heartthrob Lewis (aww, what will his poor nan say?), which meant the ultimate head-to-head was between former stage understudy Lee and toothy Keith. And in the end, a rousing performance of New York, New York swung it for the 25-year-old from Essex.
We've LOVED this TV show and heatworld just can't believe it's all over...
*Starts wracking sob like Deidre Barlow when Tracey got sent down. Lies on carpet screaming "Joseph! Joseph!" until vet turns up with tranquiliser gun*
PS Meanwhile, over on the other side, some TV show called Grease Is The Word or something came to an end with people called Susan and Danny B winning. Whatev…
It's the Joseph final moment!