Whatever you think of Vic Beckham and no matter what you've heard or read, you really should drop everything at 9pm tonight to watch her ITV1 doc Coming To America. Because from what we've seen, it will be one of the most purely entertaining programmes of the year. Here are some highlights to look forward to:
1. She admits that most people assume she is "a miserable pouty bitch".
2. We get to see her meet internet gossip supremo Perez Hilton (accompanied by her trusty hairdresser Ben), to whom she confesses that Eddie Murphy is referred to in Camp Spice as Beverly Hills Cock.
3. In another admirable burst of self-awareness as she practises pitching a baseball for her starring role at an LA Dodgers game, VB explains that she doesn't want the crowd thinking, "What are you doing, you stupid tart?"
4. La Becks visits her Beverly Hills lady neighbours and soon discovers they're like something out of The Stepford Wives but worse. Watch in awe and wonder as she surveys the ultra-kitsch home of a Hollywood socialite and wryly asks, "Did you decorate this yourself?"
All in all, it's quite clear that Victoria has a well-developed sense of humour and doesn't give a damn about coming across as a bit, erm... naive every once in a while (the way in which she interacts with a blow-up doll is particularly amusing, but not in the way she intends). We confidently predict you'll be gripped from the first minute to the last. Oh, and Perez asks her if she can send him some pics of David naked. Well done, Sir!