It’s time to kiss goodbye to your social life on a Saturday night, yep, The X Factor is back. The first show starts tomorrow at 7.40pm on ITV1, and to celebrate this momentous occasion we’ve got a little clip from the first show. Now we all know it’s really the audition stage that’s the most entertaining, and we just love watching this sweet/batty old lady as she plays her invisible instruments (no, we’re not making this up) for judges Simon, Louis, Sharon and Dannii. And just like heatworld none of them can keep a straight face, not even Simon. It's comedy gold, and proves that there are still plenty of nut-jobs literally queuing up to make tits of them selves. Hurrah!