Fridays just wouldn’t be the same without our regular sneak preview of Totally Jodie Marsh: Who’ll Take Her Up The Aisle? (MTV, Sunday, 10pm). Come on now, admit it, you love watching this fine example of car-crash TV just as much as heatworld. With Jodie’s wedding set for 2 September, the belt-wearing glamour model is making the final plans for what will no doubt make the chav wedding we featured the other week look tame. With a circus theme being planned, complete with male strippers in loin cloths it’s not wonder Jodie’s mum doesn’t look too pleased.
Jodie talks strippers