Jodie Marsh! Yes, the Ronseal-dipped horror is now officially the number one perpetrator of crimes against skin colour. In a survey conducted by self-tan brand Xen-Tan, a whopping 38 per cent of people voted Jodie number one tanning terror. See below for a full top ten – one thing, though – where the hell was serial satsuma Chantelle?
The Top Ten:
1. Jodie Marsh
2. Donatella Versace
3. Michelle Scott-Lee
4. Victoria Beckham
5. David Dickinson
6. Jordan
7. Gavin Henson
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Jessica Simpson
10. Simon Cowell
Worst fake tan EVER!