Apparently it is National Sausage Day today (which is a shame, because heatworld was planning an M&S chicken korma for its tea tonight) – and thank goodness that former I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here winner Phil Tufnell is the face of this year’s campaign, otherwise the event may have passed us by. Phew. This is almost as good as the time Anthea Turner used her ACTUAL wedding day to promote a chocolate bar. But not quite...
It's National Sausage Day!