Now we know we shouldn't laugh, but... well, we are. Mainly because naughty old heatworld has managed to ruin Jodie Marsh and her (soon to be) ex husband Matt Peacock's plans to seperately sell their break-up stories. Yes, that's right – they've barely broken up and already the gruesome twosome are looking to flog the tale of their 3 month and 12 day marriage to the highest bidders. How lovely. Except we've gone and spoilt it a bit by telling you lot all about it, therefore ruining the exclusivity of their stories. Oops! Silly us.
*Slaps wrists. Buries face in giant tub of Maltesers*
Jodie's going to hate us