We absolutely can’t wait for the new season of American Idol to start on ITV2 tomorrow night, as we’ve just seen this sneak preview and, if this terrifying individual is anything to go by, the audition stages are going to make amazing viewing. This charming fellow was escorted out by security when he serenaded Paula Abdul with a special song he’d written all about stalking her. We definitely wouldn’t want to meet him in a dark alley, but kudos to the man for rhyming “If she was a doggy I would walk her” with “If she was a blackboard I would chalk her.” That’s the best rhyme we’ve heard since Des’Ree said she’d rather have a piece of toast than see a ghost. American Idol starts tomorrow at 8pm on ITV2 *lets out trickle of excited wee*
Watch this American Idol clip!
