My my, there are a lot of dubious outfits hurting our poor weekend-addled eyes today, but this is the worst of the lot. We know the weekend weather was unusually warm for February, but Jodie Marsh seems to be the only person to take that as an invitation to do away with trousers altogether. We're trying to find positives, and all we've come up with is the observation that Jodie must save a lot of storage space, what with her wardrobe consisting only of belts and small pieces of lace. Nobody wants to see your pants, Jodie – but please don’t take that as an invitation to do away with them altogether…