It’s the oldest fashion no-no in the book (well, if the book in question is by Trinny and Susannah and not, like, Chaucer or someone) so you would think that professional boob-owner Jordan would know better than to wear a white bra under a dark top, wouldn’t you? What’s that, she’s got a book out? And she thought if she went out like this people might put her on the internet and talk about her, thus raising awareness of Jordan: Pushed To The Limit by Katie Price, £18.99 from all good book shops (and some bad ones too we expect)? Oh right, now we understand…