OK, so we’re all familiar with Jordan’s boobs – in fact, we’ve probably seen them more than we’ve seen our own – but there’s a time and a place for nipple flashes (eg lap dancing clubs at 3am) and a book launch definitely isn’t one of them. Jordan’s nipple popped out of her top as she plugged what feels like her 78th autobiography – and if you look closely, you can even see the marks from all the surgery she’s had. Not a good look.