OK, so this gobby lady can be bloody annoying at times, but we love the fact that she just doesn’t seem to give a damn – after all, surely Vanessa Feltz must have known people would have a thing or two to say about this particular outfit? She was hardly going to blend in, was she? It’s not just the spangly dress that has an aroma of Miss Piggy – there’s also the big blonde hair, the voluptuous figure and the attention to detail with the uber-pink accessories... is someone angling for a role in a new Muppets movie?