OK, we admit that from time to time we may match our shoes to our handbag, or our lippie to our nail varnish, but we'd never go this far... Here is the queen of subtlety herself, Ms Paris Hilton, matching more or less her entire outfit to her car. Yes, her car. Just look at that pretty blue interior. Even the steering wheel and gear stick are blue. And then take a look at Paris... Blue hair band, blue cardi, blue patterned top, blue (is that animal print?) skirt, and we bet you there’s blue contact lenses behind those shades. Seriously, how much spare time would you need to have to coordinate your colours to this extreme? Far too much, is the answer. Only you, Paris... Only you.
PS What the HELL is with her giant hand? That gear stick has almost vanished!
