You've got to admire Jordan for always working so tirelessly to dream up the most attention-grabbing outfit possible for every occasion – and, today, on a promotional visit to Harrods to plug her sea-themed children’s books, she didn’t disappoint…. she dressed as a bright pink mermaid! We just don’t know where to look, we’re kind of fixated on the hairpiece (assembled from the contents of Amy Winehouse’s plughole?), but then we keep catching sight of that weird built-in tummy panel. We love it that someone obviously said that flashing her actual tummy would be inappropriate to launch a children’s book, so she had one made out of polyester instead. So, will you be copying Jordan’s look for your after-work drinks tomorrow night? We know we will.