Try as we might, we can’t find any redeeming features in this ensemble, other than, um, we guess the microphone looks OK? Lately, Kelly Osbourne’s been looking pretty good, but she got it spectacularly wrong this weekend at a fashion show, of all places. The hair is hideous, the dress is shapeless and the lipstick is appalling – in fact, maybe it’s not lipstick, and she just ate a lot of Black Jacks before stepping on stage to compere the show? We do hope some kindly fashionista (is there such a thing?) took pity on her and packed her off with some nice clothes afterwards…