We have to say, we’re not exactly surprised if someone’s given this naughty fellow a punch in the face – let’s be honest, it was only a matter of time, wasn’t it? Calum Best had a night out at London’s Funky Buddha club last night (along with Chanelle, Chantelle and a whole load of footballers – sounds like a top night out, doesn’t it?!) and made no attempts to disguise his massive black eye (which is a shame, as we think a Gabrielle-style eye patch would be a good look for Calum). Whether he’s been smacked in the face by some love rival or merely had an unfortunate DIY incident remains a mystery for now (his spokesman had no idea how Calum had acquired the shiner, and the man himself is apparently "still in bed" – presumably, with some glamorous laydee by his side...), but our squad of detectives are trying to get to the bottom of it as we speak…
Who's a bit bruised?