Got anything exciting planned for tonight? Date with Orlando Bloom? Trolley dash in Topshop? All-access pass to a Take That gig? Well, cancel them all, because Wednesday nights are for one thing and one thing only: The Apprentice! In just a few hours time we’ll be embarking on a full hour of Alex drooltime, plus of course the added cringing/wincing/shrieking/swearing which always inevitably follows. Yesterday we gave you a little taster of what to expect, with our beloved Mr Wotherspoon himself getting a bit hot under the collar after a run-in with team leader Simon – but that was merely the icing of a truly fantastic episode. This week, the bickering wannabes have got to run a photography business, but which team will be the first to snap (sorry) under the pressure? To add to the excitement, tonight the girls and boys teams have been mixed up, so there’ll be lots more opportunities for a little flirting. We just know a lot more goes on in that fancy house than the cameras would lead us to believe. Wouldn’t it be great if we could create an Apprentice-style Big Brother? Yes, we could quite easily watch Alex asleep in those Superman PJs for eight hours straight, does that make us a bit weird? Annnyway, why not come back here when the show starts and you’ll have someone else to scream “What are you doooooing?” to other than your bewildered flatmate/cat/sofa cushion.
The Apprentice, BBC1, 9pm
This is unmissable TV!