A new poll of TV viewers in the UK has come to the perhaps predictable conclusion that the most horrible celebrity in the whole wide, er, country is Ms Heather Mills. Heather polled 40 per cent of the vote in the MSN survey, which asked voters who they would fire, Alan Sugar style, if they got the chance. Heather came ahead of Gordon Brown (13 per cent) and, rather shockingly, David Beckham (9 per cent). In fact, the results revealed that Becks is as hated as Ashley Cole! Why, God why? Jordan, Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse and the fragrant Jeremy Kyle also made the top ten. Why is there so much hate in the world? Let’s make love, not war, and all that…