Even when this lady isn’t opening her mouth, she’s attracting attention for all the wrong reasons. Plunging necklines are a risky game at the best of times, but Heather Mills really should have done something about the bizarre wonkiness of her boobs before she stepped out in this revealing green velvet number. Heather wore the curtain-esque frock to that Miss USA thing she’s been involved with and, judging by her grin, obviously thought she looked great. Oh, how wrong she was…
Who's got wonky boobs?