Firstly, we’d like to apologise whole-heartedly for subjecting you to two Danielle Lloyd stories today, but when we heard this hilarious nugget of gossip, we knew we had to share it with you. After dining at Nobu last night in this red dress, Danielle decided to head for nightclub Mahiki, where she’d heard that Paris Hilton was to be appearing as a special guest. Somehow, Danielle managed to hire a blue Bentley that was a replica of the one Paris goes everywhere in, and decided it would be funny to trick waiting fans and photographers into thinking she was Paris. She rolled up in the expensive motor and, indeed, got the flashbulbs popping… until they realised it was Danielle, not her more famous, more entertaining (but equally pointless…) stateside equivalent. But the smug grin was soon wiped off Danielle’s face when the crowd started shouting “Who are ya? Who are ya?” at her as she entered the club. She was so embarrassed that she only lasted a few minutes before heading home with her new bloke. Honestly, she’s even more ridiculous than we thought – and exactly how far down the celebrity food chain do you need to be to actually want to be mistaken for Paris Hilton? Still, at least it’ll give Paris’ poor fragile self-esteem a little boost… Ahem.
This is unbelievable!