Now, Hugh Hefner is 82 years old, so he might not have all his faculties, but we’re still unsure why nobody thought to shut him up when he revealed that he wants Miley Cyrus to pose nude for Playboy. Hugh’s clearly been paying close attention to the recent topless photo scandal that the 15-year-old actress was at the centre of, and wants a piece of the action for his own publication, when she’s old enough. “She’d be welcomed in the magazine,” he says. “Very pretty lady. I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality.” OK, so Hugh does have a point in there somewhere, but really, the girl is 15 years old and he’s old enough to be her great, great, great, great, great grandfather. Ewwwwww!
Now Hefner's getting involved...