MTV have a knack of picking the trashiest, most car-crashy celebrities to make some seriously watchable reality show guilty pleasures for us to marvel at – they’ve had Jodie, Kerry, the Scott-Lees… and their latest star is even further down the celeb food chain – it’s Calum Best! And when you hear what he’ll have to do, we think you’ll agree that they’ve come up trumps. This has just popped into our inbox…
TOTALLY CALUM BEST: THE BEST IS YET TO COME
Calum’s Vow Of Abstinence
I, Calum Milan Best, do hereby declare that I shalt not:
Indulge in impure thoughts
Touch the "Holy Groin"
Fornicate with double-D beauties
"Bash the Bishop"
Peruse top-shelf literature
From Wednesday 18 June – Wednesday 6 August 2008
Calum Best
July 27th at 10pm MTV One
Legendary lothario Calum Best wants to show the world that there’s more to him than meets the eye. Sick and tired of the countless tabloid headlines which feature him stumbling out of clubs with busty beauties, Best has announced that he will undergo a period of reflection and chastity for 50 long days and 49 even longer nights.
The 50-day pilgrimage will challenge Best’s chastity in some of his favourite stomping grounds around the world. Each week his "mates" will attempt to test Best’s mettle as they deliver up temptation in various shapely forms. And at the end of each week as part of his challenge he will face a gruelling lie-detector test, to prove his new life is more Priest than Playboy.
Filmed over the forthcoming summer months (the perfect time for a little romance), Best has set himself the ultimate task – he must cool down and step away from the bikini-clad honeys. Will he succeed or will he stumble at the first suspender?
Fans of MTV’s Totally series will be able to follow Calum on this comical journey of abstinence and self discovery from Sunday 27 July @ 10pm only on MTV One.
We have two things to say:
1. We can’t wait to watch it.
2. Calum Milan Best? Is that for real?
Calum gives up sex!