We know Jodie Marsh’s boobs better than we know our own, but last night, in a shock move, Jodie actually kept her angry puppies covered up. Blimey, is she becoming a nun or something? Normally Jodie goes for the tits and ass option on nights out, but as she partied in Soho with a gentleman friend, she simply flashed her back… including her bum-crack. Lovely. Oh, and her boobs were kind of on display, too – look at that tattoo on her arm! Is that a self-portrait? Jodie’s body seems to be becoming increasingly covered with tats – perhaps one day she’ll do away with clothes altogether and just get a thong etched onto her area? Oh, we hope we haven’t given her any ideas…
Jodie, you're HURTING us!