Move over Kylie (not that you take up much room), there’s a new perfect bum in town – according to experts in these matters, at least. A new survey by Andrex (aww, we like to think the puppies went round knocking on people’s doors) has revealed that Lisa Snowdon has the bum men find most attractive. Well I never. “A round bottom, like Lisa Snowdon or J-Lo is a truthful and faithful bottom,” says Sam Amos, the UK’s only rumpologist (although we know quite a few blokes who’d like to make a living studying bums). “This type of bottom indicates the person is open, happy and very optimistic in life believing that their glass is half full. This bottom type is the one most men want as a life-long partner. A flat bottom suggests that a person is rather vain. This type of bottom usually indicates that the person is negative and quite sad, so women should want their bottoms to be bigger not smaller!” Hmm, it’s a shame if smaller-bottomed ladies get a bum deal, but it’s good news for the bootylicious among us.
The perfect bum...