This really makes us laugh. Jonathan Ross went on the Chris Moyles Show on Radio 1 this morning, to say funny stuff about various things, but the best bit came when he revealed his secret crush… Geraldine! Yep, Jonathan confessed that he really fancies the winner of (*deep breath*) Peter Kay's Britain's Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice. “You know you played the Geraldine song a minute ago, am I alone in finding her quite attractive?” he said. “I was speaking to Peter Kay just yesterday, and I made the mistake of saying on the phone, 'You know what, I thought you looked quite nice.’ He didn't like it. She's quite sexy, in a school dinnerlady kind of way.” Er, right. Jonathan also said he’s gutted that his wife Jane has recently slimmed down. “My wife's lost loads of weight which I, frankly, don't know if I agree with,” he revealed. “I prefer the larger lady and there are very few too big for me. It's only when they get so big you can't see what's going on anymore like Dawn French, know what I mean? When you can't work out where the bits are, but up until about 6 stone less than that, I love it!” Blimey. Still, it’s refreshing that some men have unconventional taste in women – and even more unconventional taste in cross-dressing comedians.
Rossy has a weird crush...