We think they’d actually make quite a good couple, but Dita Von Teese says that if Russell Brand wants to have his way with her, he can think again – even though she’s given him her number, the tease (or teese…). “I will not be shagging Russell Brand,” she insists. “Just because I gave him my number does not mean I’ll be going on a date with him. I was the subject of one of his calls once, but I didn’t answer the phone thank goodness! I just saw his name come up on the screen and thought: ‘I don’t think I’m going to answer that right now.’ He was on air and it was just good female intuition.” However, Dita says she does like Russell. “I had another conversation with him on the radio shortly before he left his radio show and he is a lot fun,” she admits. “I like him. And I can totally handle guys like that.” They should get together (or together, together as Same Difference might sing…). He’s an improvement on Marilyn Manson, wouldn’t you say?!
Dita turns down Russell