We knew Jeremy Clarkson was many things – such as the most sarcastic person on the planet, a car-lover, very tall, and heat's Weird Crush winner – but we didn't know how hard he could throw. The Top Gear presenter has found himself the subject of much criticism (for, like, the 10,000th time in his career) after he threw a pen at Have I Got News For You panelist Ian Hislop. It all kicked off after Ian made a joke about Jeremy's newspaper column, and he retaliated by saying, "Beast" and lobbing his pen at him. The little argument was all very light-hearted, but Jezza's throw still managed to draw blood from Ian's poor little cheek. Ouch! Ian immediately quipped, "He threw a pen at me because he has no use for it!" It's not the first time Jeremy's injured a fellow celeb. Back in 2004, the he punched Piers Morgan in the face following a long feud between the pair. Maybe Jezza simply doesn't know his own strength... Or perhaps he's a secret pen-throwing ninja? Make sure you watch what happened on BBC2 tonight at 9.40pm.
Ouch!