We almost choked on our morning muffin this week when we heard Kelly Brook was getting, like, £100,000 for ten minutes work or something, so this new piece of information has made us feel a lot better. It turns out that although the petite brunette was not right for the judging panel of Britain's Got Talent, she will still be appearing on the ITV2 sister show, Britain's Got More Talent. Simon Cowell, who's found himself in a bit of hot water ever since Kelly was unceremoniously ditched, had this to say on the matter, "I've offered Kelly a part on my ITV2 show. I actually liked her – she was good, she was fine. She is a warm person, who looks great and is very enthusiastic, and that is why I spoke to her about the ITV2 show. I hope she'll accept." She looks great? That she does, Mr Cowell... Then, in true patronising form, Simon went on to remark, "She was very pragmatic and very professional about it, although obviously a bit sad about no longer being a judge. I am sure she had shed a couple of tears but, she's a tough little cookie." Tough little cookie? We bet Kelly's thrilled about that. It's not 100 per cent clear whether or not Kel will accept Simon's offer, but we'd be surprised if she didn't. It is a huge show after all. Still, it's all a little humiliating for her, isn't it?
Simon offers Kelly a new job