Excuse me, Gordon? You appear to have something on your face. Yes, we know everyone likes to start the year making themselves look and feel rather nice after the excesses and subsequent self-loathing of the festive season (going to the gym/spa/doing some general pampering etc etc), but Gordon’s taken things a bit too far with the ol’ St Tropez. Travelling from chilly London to LA, Gord looked like he’s selflessly picked up the excessive fake tan baton where Michelle Heaton have dropped it on her way into the CBB house (um, how un-orange does she look of late? It’s a miracle). But, have we missed something? Surely you’re supposed to come back looking tanned and healthy from warmer climes, not the other way round? Poor Gordon must be a bit confused. And what can we say about the bleached hair? And that necklace? Hideous with a capital H. Oh dear, Gordon.
Been at the fake tan?