Well, this isn’t a story we ever thought we’d be writing. And frankly we feel a bit ashamed that we are. Now, you may recall that Hayden Panettiere has recently split from her Heroes co-star Milo Ventimiglia, but it seems she hasn’t wasted any time in getting back on the horse. At a birthday party over the weekend, she was seen smooching with a man known only as Vladimir (honestly, typing all these exotic names is exhausting) who’s described as “a grizzly bear-looking man”. However, Hayden’s snog with Vlad wasn’t your average rebound romp, because there was a third person involved… a third person who just happened to be urinating into the fireplace right next to them. Eww! We thought people got famous so they could avoid such downmarket studenty parties. However, Hayden didn’t let the pisser in question spoil her fun. “Hayden was so oblivious,” says an onlooker at the event. “The crowd around the fireplace scattered, but she and the hunky guy just stood there, holding each other and kissing. She was so close, Hayden must’ve gotten some pee on her shoes!” Yuck. We wonder if the mystery wee-er was actual Milo in disguise, attempting to wreak revenge on his frisky ex…
Man wees on Hayden. Seriously!Man wees on Hayden!