Heather Mills reminds us of our puppy. Not that she's in any way cute, fluffy or appealing, but she does have the same tendency to just NEVER let things go. With our puppy Max, it tends to be our pants, but with Heather it's always her bleedin' marriage. Talking about her divorce again, this time to the Independent, Heather moans, "I only got 5 per cent of what we earned together, and I worked my butt off doing the tours and everything." Doing tours? Um, isn't it Sir Paul who's the performer? However, she did go on to speak some sense later on. "Everyone thinks I'm nuts," she complained. "The meat industry hate me, the dairy industry hate me, the Beatle industry hate me, the landmine industry. I have a lot of enemies out there." Oh Heather, if only you didn't moan about it quite so much, they might all change their minds. Although there's probably more chance of Robert Pattinson walking in here right now and proposing to us on bended knee. Yes, we love him as well. And Matthew McConaughey. And Susan Boyle! So there.
When will she stop?!
