It always amazes us that any of the Apprentice candidates manage to sell anything to anyone. We reckon most people simply purchase things out of fear, or just in a bid to get rid of them. Well, tonight the task is to sell, sell, sell – so whoever goes home in the black cab is definitely going to be hanging their tail between their legs. If you had your way, Dangerous Debra and Loopy Lorraine would be the pair in the firing line tonight. What? You mean they're worse than Ben?! Wow, that is a turnaround. We can pretty much guarantee Lorraine will say something about her "instinct" tonight, while Debra will just put the fear of God into all of us with that dead-eyed glare of hers. Make sure you come back here straight after the firing so we can discuss what's happened. There's no better place to do your ranting!
The Apprentice, tonight, BBC1, 9pm
You want this pair out