The worst thing to happeny to heatworld before our last birthday was a breakout on our chin that required the contents of Boots’ make-up counter to cover up. But boy does that seem a walk in the park compared to Jessica Simpson’s birthday break <up.> That’s right, poor Jess cancelled her 29th birthday Barbie and Ken-themed party after being dumped the night before by her American football player boyfriend. Jess, who’d called Tony Romo “the love of my life” and talked about wanting kids with him, is said to be “heartbroken” about the split, but put a brave face on her Twitter page, writing: “Barbie party didn’t happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER.” We hear your message LOUD AND CLEAR Jess, but we’re not convinced you're on cloud 9 just because you write it in CAPITALS. After all, Tony’s present totally sucks. What do you think? What’s the worse present you’ve been given? And have you ever been dumped on your birthday?
Jess and Tony split