Oh Bianca Gascoigne, the jokes almost write themselves, don't they? Bianca was snapped out last night at Embassy nightclub hanging on for dear life to her new fella, this cardboard cutout, for no apparent reason whatsoever. Well, it's one way to solve the problem of not getting a date, we guess... To be fair, he's probably got more of a personality than some of her exes - hi, Calum Best!