We’re feeling slightly warm and fuzzy towards the artist formerly know as Jordan (no, we’re not drunk Mr Boss, honest) after reading a Q&A she’s posted on MySpace. It’s one of those generic questionnaires that people send you and you can never be arsed to fill in, and we’re finding her answers kind of sweet so we’ve posted it in full below. We know it’s a bit long, but hey, it will give you a nice five-minute break from your Tuesday afternoon work business.
 
When were you happiest?
When my kids were born.
 
What is your greatest fear?
Being in crowded places.
 
Which living person do you most admire?
My mum.
 
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I don't think before I do things.
 
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Bad manners.
 
What was your most embarrassing moment?
The Eurovision.
 
Aside from a property, what's the most expensive thing you've bought?
My horses.
 
Where would you like to live?
The Maldives
 
What would your super power be?
To be invisible.
 
What makes you unhappy?
People who lie.
 
What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My index finger – when I had cancer, they cut it out and now it looks like a Nik Nak
 
Who would play you in the film of your life?
Maybe Julia Roberts
 
What is your most unappealing habit?
I haven't really got any bad habits.
 
What is your favourite word?
"See you next Tuesday".
 
What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
A pumpkin.
 
What is the worst thing anyone's said to you?
That I'm a bad mum and out of control.
 
What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Tea and biscuits.
 
To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?
There's no one I've done anything wrong to to say sorry.
 
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Pete was the love of my life.
 
Which living person do you most despise, and why?
Murderers, paedophiles and rapists.
 
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Wah-hey!" and "Really?"
 
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
To the 60s for the style and to the 80s for the music and the fun.
 
When did you last cry?
On the Piers Morgan Show.
 
How do you relax?
With my friends and the duvet, watching TV or having a laugh.
 
How often do you have sex?
Zilch at the minute.
 
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting married and having children.
 
What keeps you awake at night?
Nothing.
 
What song would you like played at your funeral?
Something by Celion Dion
 
How would you like to be remembered?
As an independent woman who made the best of her life.
 
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
Be honest.